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Anyone know any good yoga jokes?

Check out: qiyoga.net ...for some crackers! My fave:

Yoga is excellent for un-kinking the muscles and the spine.
It is great if you're really kinky.

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Why thanks yogatea(with no sugar...please)

Try this link for some lovely yoga humour and jokes:
Yoga Humor: Jokes, Quips, Funny Stories

And if you are really wanting to test the integrity of your moolah Bandha (so you don't wet your pants!) do a google search for "Yoga action squad"

Some one in LA obviously had too much time on their hands and a movie cam nearby.

Byeeeeeeeeee

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Actually just found some more for you at the Sivanada site:

Man to God : "O Lord, I want peace".
God to Man : "When you remove yourself of 'I' and the 'want' you will automatically have peace."

Here are a few funny bumper stickers.

"Procrastinate now"

"My Karma ran over my Dogma!!"

"Never drive faster than your angel can fly!!"

"I'd rather be in Samadhi"

"Out of body. Will be back in 15 minutes!"

"Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!"

"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"

"Vegetarians visualize whirled peas"
A Few One-liners ...

"Meditation - You have the right to remain silent."

"Don't just do something, sit there."


A rabbi is overcome with spiritual ecstasy and runs up to the altar, throwing himself on his knees, crying, "I'm nobody Lord! I'm nobody! Nobody!"
The cantor witnesses his state of humility and unity with the One and is so deeply moved, he too runs to altar yelling, "Lord, I"m nobody! I'm nobody, Lord!"
The janitor mopping the floor is dumbstruck, and also deeply moved. Filled with piety and a fervent spirit, he drops his mop and also dashes to the altar, proclaiming, "I'm nobody! Oh Lord, hear me, I'm nobody! Nobody!"
He prostrates himself beside the rabbi and cantor, repeating this mantrik cry, as the rabbi takes notice, turns to the cantor, and with a gesture, says, "So, look who's nobody."

There was a religious lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying. Flying made her very very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read as it helped relax her on the long fights.
One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing.
After awhile, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"
The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible."
He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"
She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."
He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"
The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him."
"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.
"Then you can ask him," replied the lady.

Part 1
What did the Yogi say when he walked into the Zen Pizza Parlor?
"Make me one with everything."

Part 2
When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill. The proprietor pocketed the bill. The Yogi said "Don't I get change?" The proprietor said, "Change must come from within."

Have you heard of the cow who attained liberation (Moksha)?
It was dyslexic and kept on repeating OOOOMMM !

This guy was climbing a tree when suddenly he slipped, then grabbed at a branch and was hanging there. After an hour or so had passed he felt himself getting exhausted and looked up to the heavens and cried out: "God, help me, please, help me."
All of a sudden the clouds parted and a voice boomed out from on high. "Let Go!" said the voice.
The guy paused and looked up at heaven once more, then said: "Is there anyone else up there?"

When two psychic friends met, one said:
"You are fine. How am I ?"

Q: Why did it take the Buddha forever to vacuum his sofa?

A: Because he didn't have any attachments.



Two men meet on the street.
One asks the other: "Hi, how are you?"
The other ones replies: "I'm fine, thanks."
"And how's your son? Is he still unemployed?"
"Yes, he is. But he is meditating now."
"Meditating? What's that?"
"I dont know. But it's better than sitting around and do nothing!"

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Hi Sharon here, Can't say I understand where this person is coming from, but he cracks me up. Check out the news items. Kind of like the Onion meet Yoga Journal. Funny.

Here's the address: Guru YogaDawg - Yoga Guide - Yoga Introduction

Hey Sharon - welcome to YogaTalk! Great to have you join our yoga community.

I'm LOVING this site BTW - yogadawg is hilarious!!!

I particularly liked the pics of the yoga cult found in the south pacific. The attached below is a sample - Islander practising 'MeFrigginHamStingsasana'

...and the new craze of 'yoga in a truck' - it's got to catch on

Love your work!

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Cool site did you check out the pranayama cat?

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